December at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, London

The much loved Royal Vauxhall Tavern is an iconic London landmark and an award-winning cabaret, performance and club night destination. 
During December they are holding a variety of events, including their Cinderella rebooted panto ‘Slipped’, their New Year Eve’s party ‘The Big Dong’ as well as regular cabaret and club nights.
For more information and tickets on all their events go to vauxhalltavern.com
Slipped: Cinderella Rebooted – The RVT Panto 2019
Weds 4th, Thurs 5th, Fri 6th
Weds 11th, Thurs 12th, Fri 13th
Weds 18th, Thurs 19th, Fri 20th
Mon 23rd, Friday 27th, Mon 30th
Monday to Thursday doors 7pm, show 8pm, Friday doors 6.30pm, show at 7.30pm
Tickets £16 members, £18 general admission
Slipped – Cinderella rebooted, featuring our heroine in a new frock and a pair of Gucci knock offs, a Prince fixated on her Jimmy Choos, an evil step mother, one step sister and a fairy godmother with anger management issues. Slipped takes you through the lost chapters of the classic fairy story with added smut and songs.
Starring Robert McNeilly, Faye Reeves, Rich Watkins, Grant Cartwright and Jim Lavender.
Written by Paul Joseph and Tim Benzie. Directed by Tim McArthur.
Tickets from vauxhalltavaern.com
BEEFMINCE New Year’s Eve – The Big Dong
Tuesday 31st December, 9pm to 5am
Tickets from £20 at beefmince.co.uk limited £25 on the door
A massive attitude free party for New Year’s Eve. Singing their way into 2020 this year is the fabulous Tracy La Bouche and resident DJs Silverhook & Cactushead on knob twiddling duties PLUS one of our favourite guest DJs – Tareq who takes us into the very early hours of 2020. Expect copious amounts of confetti, huge NYE anthems, and the big dong countdown.
Anthem Retro New Year’s Day
Wednesday 1st January 2020, 3pm to midnight
Tickets: £8.00 members, £10.00 advance online.
This very special New Year’s Day party will feature an exclusive live show from the legend that is Jonathan Hellyer making a welcome return to his spiritual home at The RVT with Jonathan Wakelin as The NUMAN LEAGUE performing classic synth hits from the 80s plus totally retro club sets from DJs Simon Le Vans, Andy Almighty and Sean Sirrs. This is the only way to spend New Year’s Day.
Big Bingo Show
Mondays 2nd, 9th and 16th December
Doors 7pm, Eyes Down 8ish
Free entry, £1 a game.
Hosted by Timberlina with DJ Neil Prince the hilarious London bingo session like no other
Monday 23rd and 30th November are the panto, Big Bingo is back on Monday 6th January 2020
Bar Wotever
Tuesday 3rd, 10th and 17th December
7pm – 12am
Tickets £7/£5
The award-winning alternative cabaret showcase and collective with live music, performers of every kind and gender, talks, films and spoken word.
Tuesday 24th Christmas Eve we are closed and Tuesday 31st December New Year’s Eve is BEEFMINCE
Duckie
Saturday 7th, 14th, 21st and 28th December
9pm – 4am
Entry is £6
The Flagship Honkey Tonk club night with Amy Lamé, Jay Cloth, Readers Wifes and guests.
7th Dec – Mystical Femmes, DJ Dawn Amber Harvey, Lucille Power
14th Dec – Louise Ashcroft (+ Fritha Jenkins), Luca Silvestrini’s Protein
21st Dec – Mystical Femmes, The Fourth Choir, Trash Daddy
28th Dec – Guests TBC
Sunday Social presents Queens of Cabaret
Sunday 1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd and 29th December
4pm – 10.30pm, cabaret on stage at 5.30pm
£5 Members/£7 non members
1st December – World AIDS Day THT fundraiser with Lola Lasagne and Holestar, plus DJs Simon Le Vans and Sean Sirrs
8th Dec – Son of a Tutu, Simon Le Vans, Chris Brogan
15th Dec – Charlie Hides, Simon Le Vans, Phil Marriott
22nd Dec – Drag With No Name, Simon Le Vans, C&A
29th – Lisa Q Jones, Simon Le Vans, Craig Jones
BEEFMINCE
Friday 6th December
Doors 10pm to 4am
Tickets from £5 online from beefmince.co.uk
It’s December so we get an extra helping of the tasty treat that is Beefmince. The club night that’s packed with bears, blokes and hotties, but where everyone of every kind is welcome. Hot DJs, Sliverhook, Cactushead and guests plus a saucy crowd. Hoorah!
Queer Question Time – Election Special
Saturday 7th December, 3pm to 6pm
Entry is free
QQT are proud to announce a #GE19 Hustings event for the seat of Vauxhall at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern on December 7th.
This is the first December General Election since 1923. It’s been called The Brexit Election, The Climate Election and even The Once in a Lifetime election but, what are the questions you want answered?
Vauxhall is a key target seat for other political parties who want to take it from Labour following Kate Hoey’s decision to stand down after 30 years as it’s MP.
Vauxhall is also home to the largest LGBTQ+ Population in the United Kingdom. This husting is your chance to quiz the candidates on the issues that matter to you be it local, national or personal.
On the Panel Are:
Jacqueline Bond – Green Party, Sarah Bool – Conservatives, Florence Eshalomi – Labour, Ed Hall – Brexit Party, Sarah Lewis – Liberal Democrats
Chaired by Stewart Who – Produced by David Robson
Doors 3pm, candidate Introductions 4pm, debate 4.15pm (60 Minutes)
Questions are asked to be submitted in advance to Davidrobson34@msn.com
Anthem Old Skool Reunion Christmas Party
Friday 13th December
10pm to 4am
Tickets £8, members £5
DJs Andy Almighty and Sean Sirrs will be rocking that dance floor at their annual Christmas clubbing bash, playing all your favourite uplifting clubbing classics. Plus there’s a free Kylie mix CD for the 1st 100 customers.
BEEFMINCE
Friday 20th December
10pm – 4am
Tickets £5/£7 online from beefmince.co.uk
You can expect a welcoming crowd full of hotties, beards, cubs, bears and lovers of this much respected south-London venue. The music policy is based around quality dance music: vocal house with big chunky basslines and even tech-house and electro-house in the later hours. The BEEFMINCE’s resident DJs are Silverhook and Cactushead, plus an array of stellar DJ guests from the London scene, as well as internationally.
Push The Button presents Schlagerdivas
Friday 27th December
Doors 9pm – 3am
Tickets £8
They play the hits! The team from Push The Button celebrates the music of the mighty ABBA, the original Shclager divas. You will get all the ABBA HITS as well as select B-sides and albums tracks, plus a smörgåsbord of EUROPOP, SCHLAGERDIVAS and SCANDI-BANGERZ, with an emphasis on female artists from the cold, northern, expensive countries.
For more information please contact dave@vauxhalltavern.com